Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!

I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

Maybe I should change my habits
This can't be real
I deserve a break

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out over a building. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.

This is nuts
No joke
I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest click here of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

Perhaps ask someone else for help?